Does Demotivational Poster
PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...
NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...
GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...
APPARENTLY - It does
BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.
SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do
POKING FUN -
USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -
WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does
I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend
ROLL TIDE -
TWUE WUV -
FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"
SOME FOOLS -
even Hitler -
TO DO LIST -
TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money
A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.
YOUR CHILDREN -
REDUNDANCY - I bet he doesn't even know how to spell it!
nonsensical nonsense #5 -
PICK A CARD........... -
"HONESTLY, OFFICER... - ...it's all just for personal use!"
PRECIOUS SECONDS -
AN IDOL -
I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you
MODERATORS - Hi Timmy..... Do You Want To Pet The Nice Doggy? If He Doesn't Bite, I Do.
WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU - should definitely try harder next time
Two Whales -
FEMININE LOGIC -
AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...
CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz?
AIRMAN - Learns you don't ask Chuck certain questions... like, "How do you keep such awesome hair color at your age?"
RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.
HEADACHE PUPPIE HATES HIS WIFE! -
SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.
PORK TENDERIZING -
THE TRUTH -
SHAGRUG CUBBY - THE END OF AN ERA? -
AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
PSSSST... A LITTLE SECRET - Sean doesn't own an Ipod Touch
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOOOOOOOOOO - Aged to perfection. Marinated in whiskey. Hung out to dry.
THE FUTURE -
THANK YOU -
A Moderator Nightmare -
YOU'RE KIDDING - RIGHT?
DOES A BEAR...... -
QUACK ATTACK -
She who laughs 1st or last -
ALAS O'LORD -
THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work
I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS - Must....Fix...It
NATURAL BEAUTY -
LOGICDUDE - Your hopes of escaping his wrath by assuming he hates the water will soon be allayed by your excruciatingly painful (and wildly amusing) death.
Did You Know? -
AGDANIELE - the recording years (short lived)
HOW MANY? -
MIXED SIGNALS -
OLD YELLER - The sequel was a bust.
AGDANIELE - Used to own a pet rat. Used to.
FACTS DON'T COUNT - Apparently spelling doesn't either
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - Wait till you see what we do overseas
14 NISAN -
SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET - once they're out they're out
MOTIFAKE WIT LIBERATION FRONT -
PATERNITY TEST -
IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work
PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female!
RARA AVIS ALOFT -
SHAVING - The more you shave the more you need to shave.
GLENN BECK -
MINIMUM REQUIREMENT - "Don't you love women who doesn't ask too much"
SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.
EVOLUTION - Does not work that way
Air fresheners -
That which does not kill me -
Technical Support -
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