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Does Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so h** either
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




APPARENTLY - It does


TAGS: does bear **** woods
Rating: 3.91/5

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mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.


TAGS: doesn t matter hate you
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - July 16, 2012, 5:32 am
The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Hater5 Gonna Hate.


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




POKING FUN -




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

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radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


ROLL TIDE -




TWUE WUV -




FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"




SOME FOOLS -


TAGS: stupid is as stupid does crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:36 am
And, more often than not, find that another creature beat them to the punch. Great poster!


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


even Hitler -


TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

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Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.


CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: does not apply to the famous or ridiculously wealthy
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am
Excellent Haar! 5L


TO DO LIST -


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
Beautiful.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors


TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money


TAGS: time doesn t wait
Rating: 4.36/5

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Preacher Man - December 23, 2009, 2:22 am
I enjoy the posters here when they make me laugh. When they make me stop and think? Those I value even higher. 5 well-timed Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
that'll get you thinking. 5 tick-tocks


A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.




AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


YOUR CHILDREN -




BRIDGES -


TAGS: love doesnt last walk away
Rating: 3.7/5

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rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:44 pm

sweet


REDUNDANCY - I bet he doesn't even know how to spell it!




nonsensical nonsense #5 -


TAGS: dog does not bite i do not shoot
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:05 pm
That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.


PICK A CARD........... -


TAGS: how the mind doesnt work
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:22 am
You are of the few, JayDub.
JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 2:34 am
Look carefully on both rows of cards and compare them. None of the cards in the first row appear in the second. It's a whole different set. Thats why you wont see your card of choice there. Nice one, Gary ;)
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:39 am
Glad ya liked it, cynic. Its been around. Thought I’d get at least some derogatory remarks or head scratches, but nada.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:03 am
I nearly pissed my pants! Lol! 5L! This goes I'm my faves.


DIVORCE -


TAGS: what doesn t kill you
Rating: 4.96/5

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holymoly - February 16, 2012, 6:11 pm
d*** dude. Heavy. I need to go home and rub my wifes feet after that.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:38 am
amsome


"HONESTLY, OFFICER... - ...it's all just for personal use!"




PRECIOUS SECONDS -


TAGS: wasting time neener does it
Rating: 4.59/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:50 pm
Well done Neener.
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:23 pm
I love the picture and the clocks in the drops. 5!


AN IDOL -


TAGS: idol does not idle
Rating: 4.5/5

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louis - April 4, 2011, 5:19 am
Except when an idol is actually a terrorist


I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




MODERATORS - Hi Timmy..... Do You Want To Pet The Nice Doggy? If He Doesn't Bite, I Do.




WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU - should definitely try harder next time




Two Whales -




FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


AIRMAN - Has had enough of your obtuseness...


TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 3.93/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:26 am
looks like he should have had an enlisted guy there so he could get the problem fixed.


CHEEZEBURGER CAT - I can haz?


TAGS: who doesnt want to see it get eaten
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
Perfect line for the pic.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
I think this is amsome MrRandom.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
I was 2nd guessing posting it, its a bit close to your ice one.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Melikes!


WHITEOUTS -


TAGS: moving to edmonton where it doesn t snow
Rating: 3.76/5

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CANADA - October 28, 2009, 9:36 pm
hey Haar, im aboot 100 miles north of the border
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
LOL! You are welcome anytime my viking friend. What is this snow you speak of?
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
You kids play indoors today
Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
If I'm not mistaken, this picture was taken about halfway between where you are and where I'm at, Canada.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
get lots of them here!


AIRMAN - Learns you don't ask Chuck certain questions... like, "How do you keep such awesome hair color at your age?"


TAGS: doesn t look natural to me either chuck
Rating: 3.71/5

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Airman - February 24, 2010, 12:02 pm
thx Jmac. 5 roundhouses
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:28 am
ROR! Thank you.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:26 am
I dunno man... I mean, Superman wears his undies! (Okay, srsly done with the bad Norris jokes.)
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:25 am
ROR! Im not affraid of chuck, i will dig up bruce lee and he will take care of chuck for me
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 11:19 am
Aw, you'd better watch out now, face! Chuck's gonna punch you in the chin with the fist under his beard.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 11:14 am
Amsome. I personally effing hate Chuck Norris but this is d*** good. 5L


RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.




HEADACHE PUPPIE HATES HIS WIFE! -


TAGS: head ache puppy doesen t agree
Rating: 2.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:22 am
I would have gone with "b**** please" as the title and your title as the text..


SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.




GAMBLING -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: doesnt take long in the summer
Rating: 4.83/5

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TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:43 am
AWESOME!!!!!
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:16 pm
Or "free oranges"
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:43 am
A raised eyebrow, to be sure.... but excited? It's not like you said "chunky peanutb***er"
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:42 am
Sorry about that Aggy, I didn't mean to get you all excited.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Are you talking about *** again?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Just after rigor mortis is best.


PORK TENDERIZING -




THE TRUTH -




SHAGRUG CUBBY - THE END OF AN ERA? -


TAGS: oh no does that mean no more chickfakes
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - November 4, 2010, 10:13 am
LOL...It only the next chapter, pouncing co****s!


AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected


TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.


PSSSST... A LITTLE SECRET - Sean doesn't own an Ipod Touch




MODERATORS -


TAGS: does ripped off and paraphrased count
Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - March 16, 2011, 8:37 pm

missed this one, excellent
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Chicken? I suppose if you shave off the fur


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOOOOOOOOOO - Aged to perfection. Marinated in whiskey. Hung out to dry.


TAGS: how does it veal to be so old
Rating: 3.71/5

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ronsart - January 30, 2010, 12:50 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. MOOOOOOOOOOOO...31...so young...so innocent...so cool...pace yourself today...lol
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:27 am
"It's your birthday, It's your birthday"...Happy birthday Moooooooo.....Live Long, and Pester. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 8:56 am
Gee Thanks.....And It wasn't me that keyed your Toyota....later....at poker.


DAMMIT! -


TAGS: black guys want justice and so does one spelling nazi shunned
Rating: 3.46/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks, Ag. Though, now that I think about it...turning your back on George doesn't seem like a good idea.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Had I seen this picture, I'd have said there was nothing you could do with it. Good one, Bart!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great comment, LD. You gotta keep up with Ebonics, the language of the street. For rizzle.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
Dear God NO! It's that whole "on the downlow" thing all over again!


MATURITY -




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: future football 49er 5 superbowls how does your team have
Rating: 3/5

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motisteel - February 22, 2010, 8:21 pm
Pittsburgh... been there, done that!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
that last Grey Cup was interesting
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Go Bombers!
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
GO ROUGHRIDERS!!!!!...LOL
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Im from Manitoba not Saskatchewan.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Go cheer for your Roughriders
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
GO Saints!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
God d***t, now im pissed
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
DESTINY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Game over.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
have I ever refused ya’?...lol ur welcome Mr. G.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Thank you, Ron.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
OOOOOH....destiny getting closer.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
SHUT UP PHIL!!!! Hows that?...lol
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:07 pm
Somebody please tell Phil Simms to shut the fukk up.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
Wow... so Bing.com finally forces Google to crank out some commercials, huh?
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
DESTINY will come thru...you,ll see.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah it looks like it's gonna come down to the last possession.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
This is turning into a good game
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
That was a fun 5 minutes...lol
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:25 pm
Spoke kind of soon there
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Nice to see the Saints finally ahead...lol


THANK YOU -




History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm

heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


A Moderator Nightmare -


TAGS: do does did
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - October 15, 2014, 2:26 pm
I get it...the mod was confused the Dig My Dog site with Hammy's site, Did My Goat...
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 10:32 pm
Wait a minute here! Freud wore a slip?
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 10:14 pm
Suddenly……life is again beatable
Greeny - October 14, 2014, 9:42 pm
I'm betting it's one of them Freudian slip things...
spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:43 pm
Nice catch ughomer. I will admit I missed it in the queue page, and the first two times I read this poster.


SEARCHING -


TAGS: yeah it doesn t make sense to me either i wrote it
Rating: 4.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm

just rambling on
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:07 pm
Love it! Ode to a peeping tom?


YOU'RE KIDDING - RIGHT?




DOES A BEAR...... -


TAGS: no he does not
Rating: 4.83/5

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QUACK ATTACK -




She who laughs 1st or last -


TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.


PREVENTION -




ALAS O'LORD -


TAGS: rapture something doesn t look right
Rating: 4.62/5

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Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
HA! It's about time someone else's monitor got doused besides mine....a beverage alert b***on would come in handy sometimes.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 9:06 pm

dammit...coffee....through the nose....onto the monitor...again.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 7:56 pm

The "smiting" shall start tomorrow, after a hearty bacon breakfast.


THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work




LOSS -




I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS - Must....Fix...It




NATURAL BEAUTY -


TAGS: ugly is as ugly does
Rating: 4.29/5

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LoveForLife - May 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
And, sadly, one day we may only get to see "natural beauty" in ph**ographs!
rerun - April 15, 2010, 9:47 pm

nice, sadly true.
Derek - April 10, 2010, 2:09 am
You really like it Ice! :})
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:13 am
Nice Derek ;)
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:12 am
Nice Derek
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:12 am
Nice Derek
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Nice Derek
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Nice Derek
R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 10:04 am
Too true, all too true.
lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 5:40 am
Nice Derek
lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 5:40 am
Nice Derek
Haarakkon - February 23, 2010, 8:14 pm
Naturally beautiful. 5L.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:13 pm
Very kind! FP!
Faceplant31 - February 23, 2010, 6:18 pm
Very nice! 5L!


LOGICDUDE - Your hopes of escaping his wrath by assuming he hates the water will soon be allayed by your excruciatingly painful (and wildly amusing) death.


TAGS: he does t care for you lame poster or unoriginal comments
Rating: 4.25/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - January 8, 2010, 3:03 pm
d***it Logic! How many times do I have to tell you about trying to eat the guy from across the street who like to soak himself in Barbecue Sauce?
LogicDude - January 8, 2010, 7:56 am
Before the death comes the b***secks. Or after...doesn't matter much to me, it just means there's less screaming. 5L!
Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
It really is the Year Of The Tiger! 5/5
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
Sweet. 5L


Did You Know? -




GIFTS -


TAGS: gift does matter mariand
Rating: 4.24/5

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Greeny - March 11, 2012, 5:29 am
English is not everyone's first language; the gist is still there
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
What the hell kinda syntax is that??


AGDANIELE - the recording years (short lived)


TAGS: that niche doesn t exist
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO!


HOW MANY? -




MIXED SIGNALS -


TAGS: does your finch s****** or sparrow
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 11:25 am
spacedog has the poster cranking machine on"high" tonight. 5L
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:23 am
a hrad act to juggle


POWER -


TAGS: doesn t negotiate
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 8:07 pm
They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live.


OLD YELLER - The sequel was a bust.




HEY! -


TAGS: does your mom sew
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm
Back shortly.... I've got a fever! And the only prescroption... is more pizza!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:51 pm
Nice Hair Random....5L


AGDANIELE - Used to own a pet rat. Used to.


TAGS: he doesn t share his g with anyone
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
Taquito. 5L
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 11:53 am
Went the way of Richard Gere's gerbil?


FACTS DON'T COUNT - Apparently spelling doesn't either


TAGS: spelling doesn t count
Rating: 3.47/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:50 pm
Either full lolcat it, or it's not as funny.


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - Wait till you see what we do overseas


TAGS: does my knee bother you
Rating: 3.44/5

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thethatguy - February 10, 2012, 6:15 pm
What a waste of Starbucks.


14 NISAN -




SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET - once they're out they're out




MOTIFAKE WIT LIBERATION FRONT -


TAGS: hey does this mean you will have to find a new vacation spot
Rating: 3.35/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:10 am
Nice.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:33 pm
Medium Rare.....5
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2009, 10:59 pm
Yeah, my bad. I couldn't find a proper toilet on vacation.


PATERNITY TEST -




IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work




PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female!




RARA AVIS ALOFT -


TAGS: it means rare and unique bird or does it
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 12:27 am
Shush.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 12:17 am
Shameless.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 12:13 am
Crap, this was in response to spacedog's comment from three hours ago (and another but related poster). Must be way past his beddy-bys by now. Ah well.
Sean. - October 4, 2009, 12:09 am
Yeah spacedog, kinda looks like Logicdude is stayin' in the guesthouse -- NOT that there's anything wrong with that!
Airman - May 29, 2009, 10:39 am
I test the pool daily.. cool pic.. it will mount well over my Bomber john..
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 10:49 pm
I already gave him one at the Xmas gift exchange party in the bunker (poster-51503). *Then again may be he's using the bush marked men...*
Sean - May 28, 2009, 10:33 pm
Shhsh! Dammit. Airman didn't know about the toilet seat ... till now. Dufus.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 9:58 pm
Too funny...if you don't use the pool, wait till you see his toilet seat


TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


SHAVING - The more you shave the more you need to shave.




GLENN BECK -


TAGS: crazy is as crazy does
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 11:46 pm
Dude, his talking points are disputed all the time. Keith Olbermann and Colbert are always joking about him.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:44 pm
Crazy, huh? Is that why nobody can prove his statements wrong or why no one at the White House will correct the record when he gives them an open invite? Liberals can't disprove his points so they attack him personnally. They use slander instead of facts.
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:32 pm
After sampling your fare, WhoCares, I'd like to respectfully respond with your own Noms de guerre, with respect to your political view.
rockntractor - October 18, 2009, 10:24 pm
He must be effective with as much time as libtards spend obsessing over him!


MINIMUM REQUIREMENT - "Don't you love women who doesn't ask too much"


TAGS: don t you love women who doesn t ask too much
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - January 24, 2010, 8:21 pm
@Rerun hehehehehe @Thatonechick - Wow. "Don't you love women who can use google map"
lesterinside - January 24, 2010, 6:35 am
lol@derek
Derek - January 23, 2010, 9:35 pm
Actually, they are indicating the maximum. Not keen on men.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am
too* Dammit, even the word is short.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Wow, your expectations are WAY to high.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:56 am
I can read a map! According to Google, I live two inches from St. Louis.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 am

I bet you know somebody who has been fed that line
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:54 am
That's why women can't read maps, rerun.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am
*snickers* @ rerun's comment. xD
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I have been telling women that's 8" for years


SHOTGUN - It doesn't always apply.


TAGS: sh**gun doesn t apply arrest
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Florisb

motifake - October 14, 2009, 10:41 pm

I didnt get it either, and rejected it. Then it got re-submitted, so I figured I was missing something. GUESS NOT LOL
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I think its trying to play on calling sh**gun. like if you call sh**gun you get to ride up front but not in this situation
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
I concur...wtf?
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
What?


EVOLUTION - Does not work that way




Details -


TAGS: stupid is as stupid does
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:13 pm
And I...
Oldsod - February 13, 2016, 6:45 am
I wish I'd been smart enough to make this. 5L.


Air fresheners -


TAGS: its not really a bad smell but it does take some getting used to
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Reality Lord - May 27, 2016, 8:34 pm

sho... he would know
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2016, 4:09 pm
I'm soooo going to use this in conversations!!
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 2:31 pm
I won't ;)
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:31 am

I won't tell if you don't!
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:30 am

Umm... oops. I really need to clean up my Moti-fodder folder. It's full of pics w/ ideas as file names.
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 10:48 am
Haven't you posted this one before?


Epiphany -


TAGS: signs everywhere obvious realitydoesnt havetomakesense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:58 pm
Yuk can anyone join or just 5L type people...teehee.
Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 2:00 pm

5L


That which does not kill me -


TAGS: that which does not kill me tastes like madness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:21 pm
leftovers!
JesusWept - April 27, 2016, 12:29 pm
Holy shyt what's THAT??


Technical Support -


TAGS: instagram does not make ph**ographers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:12 am
^^^^^Up
MissPriss - June 6, 2016, 11:44 am
Wow...that was my weekend with my youngest son. UP'd


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